24 January 2006

to coks!

I went to da best party last nite, it waz realy good but let me start at da start.

i finished work last nite at 6 fuck yeah i was so happy to finish my 8 hour shif at coles. dont no why some people bitch n moan for more work, i hate it, i got in trouble for givin one of my shifts to a 24 year old singl mum. sum shit about how im cheepa than her per hour, load of bull. so neway i headed off home skeetz said she was goin to a party of sum boys she met at park n asked if i wanted 2 go, of courres i wanted 2 go, dosnt da pope piss in da woods? plus i wanted 2 wear my hott pink rara skirt. boy did it werk a treat. more on dat soon ;)

neway we get to da boyz place, it was like a palace n i didnt no at da time, butt i waz gonna be made to feel lyke a princess!!!

there waz lots n lots of booze, n lots n lots of hott boyz, there waz these 2 boiys, i think dat their names wer austin-jamez n craig-nathen, or waz it austin-nathan... i cant really rememba, all i do rememba iz dat i had lotz 2 drink befor i stated talkn 2 them.

tehy wer really nice boys, me n austin n craig went out da back into da garage which waz da best garage i had eva seen, no junk newhere, there was a huge tv n stereo n the best sofa in da world, it cood be turnd into a bed. so we ar lyin on da sofa now turnd bed talkin, n drinkin when austin just strips naked n starts runnin about the garage chasn me with his cock out, then craig pulls his out too, but starts to wank rite in front of me as im bein chased around da room, not noin wat 2 do, i stoped and started suckin craig off, next second i find dat austin has lifted my skirt up mooved my undaware outta da way n was up to his nutz in my guts, it waz then i knew i was gonna have da best nite eva!

they took turns fuckin me as i sucked da otha one off. afta about half a hour of fuckin n suckin, craig blew all ova my tits, but austin after fuckin my ass got me to suck him off n blew in my mouth. at da time i didnt think anythin off it but now i am discusted dat i had a cock n my mouth dat was just in my ass, but to top it off, austin told me not to spit or swollo his cum, he then kissed me n took all da cum outta my mouth, and spat it on craig who then went on to rub it all over his naked body. I then vomited all ova austin, it was soo grose.

still, best fuck in a while. n i love my new skirt, lots of men tell me dat ive droped somthing, so i just bend ova to "pick" what ever it was I dropped. sum times i don't wear undaware. ;)

24 comments:

Dollop said...

Sure one of em wasn't called Hambo?

sal said...

class, pure class

B.Wabbit said...

Have Craig and Austin been friends long, Tanz? Kind of sounds like it.
Glad the rara is working for you, Tanz.

Sophie-Anne said...

When at loss of what to do...suck a stranger off..!

yeah7 said...

This blog has to be a serious joke. Still, if it isn't its still pretty funny... You just prove what trash Queenslanders are.
Don't you have parents who monitor your behaviour? probably not. They are probably too busy getting stoned every day.
Your a pure white trash.. I love laughing at your whore antics.

Janice said...

Fuck Ur a Slut
With Cocks Up Ur Cunt
U Wont B Satisfied
Til Ur Fucked
Up the Butt

flashman said...

Janice, that's a fucking terrible acrostic.

Dollop said...

C'mon Yeah 7, at least she can almost write a blog

Chikory said...

Oy! Yeah7, I'm a Queenslander and I am not like that! You should stop and take pity on the poor sons of bitches that had no choice in being born up here.

Mind you, soon I'm gonna be living in Victoria. Thank GOD! Bye bye boganville!

bitz said...

oi lay off us bogans...and btw...anyone with that many pirated cd's can afford more than meth..

Janice said...

Flash yeah I know but it describes Tanya pretty well :-)

christeline said...

Lol. You're so ghetto right now.

TheGestator said...

I've Said It Before, I'll Say It Again.. Good God Girl, You Scare Me.

LOLZ!1 You Sucked A Cock AFTER Anal Sex ? Are You A Gay Man ?
Hee Hee Shitbreath.

Zundie said...

Far be it from me to sit here in judgement of the way you choose to endear yourself to boys or mis-spend your youth, but Perhaps, Tanya Ross of Brisbane, You may wish to consider the possibility that there could come a time in your life when you are no longer proud to suck cock, drink meth and cop it up the blurter and you could possibly even come to regret informing the world of your current penchant for such recreations, particularly if your mother or a prospective employer decides to Google your name.

May I suggest coming up with an online alias / nick name?

The Gestators suggestion of “Shitbreath” is perfect! It suits you.

Anyone else agree or have any other suggestions for dear Tanya?

Bez said...

Fucken classic.

SheilahLix said...

shitbreth? how un-cule!
arz fukin iz fun soze coksukin.
doan wurry bowt tha shit, the meth ya drink wooda kilt off tha gurmz!
i likta ratz arz wunce ane gaiv me a botel o' pawt. itwuz gr8

Janice said...

Name for Tanya,hmmm lets see.
I got one! Sharmuta.

brisquette said...

this girl has got to be taking the piss.

this girl has got to be taking the piss.

surely.. PLEASE let that be the case.

otherwise i'm personally astounded she manages to have enough neurons firing in order to breathe.

but as i said - it's just too over-the-top. got to be a piss-take.

Danella said...

shitbreath suits her well.

this is all a joke... I hope, nobody can be this disgusting (who blows a guy after anal), I'm sure there is a bunch of 14 year olds behind this, they are probably laughing at us for beliving it.

If it is true, then this is pretty sad.

Anonymous said...

here's an idea.

PROPER FUCKING GRAMMAR!

rosstanya@rogers.com said...

I just happened to come across your website because my name is Tanya Ross too. I am from Toronto, Canada. I am 29 years old and have 1 child. All I need to know is, why the hell are you selling yourself out at 16 years old? Girl, I did stupid things too, but don't fuck with the internet. God, You are beautiful have some respect for yourself, because if you don't, no one will!

After all, my good name is at stake!

Anonymous said...

nice....u sound like a loverly girl maybe u should cum down to the gold coast....

Anonymous said...

SLUT!
Hope you get pregnant you poor excuse of a person, I bet your mums on welfare you whore, its people like you that give Australians a bad rap, you disgust me

Anonymous said...

And that is why people should have a license to reproduce, to avoid filling up the world with trash like this, fucking oxygen thief,
Shit breath is right, I hope you brushed your teeth afterward, im guessing probably not, unless you found a cock to brush them with.

honey your nothing but a cheap skanky ass whore, Hope your mother is proud of you, or maybe you did turn out exactly like mother dearest.
Sucking the closest cock you can find, getting pissed and high.

you should feel proud of yourself, truly an inspiration to us all.