16 February 2006

Jaysin sux

omg i h8 werk i went 2 coles yestadey n waz askd 2 c da managa, i fukin h8 da bitch wat wit her winkles n shit. i waz gettin in trouble cauz i mad da new boi cry caus i told him to shut up. so he ran n told da managa i fukn ha8 him, now im back on a 3 month probashon contact n if i fuk up i will be outta of a job. fuck him. mum seyz i can werk at her nersury til i get notha job if i loose dis one.

32 comments:

Janice said...

Does Ur Mum know u put out for money 2 buy Meths? If she did what would she think of u?

Frankie J said...

You probably put out for dinner, a movie ticket and a ride home, so how can you judge Tanya? By the way, my mum thinks you suck.

If you are so worried send her a case of vodka. Fucking do-gooders...Go help someone who asks for help. You would most likely step over a dying vagrant in the street, but you're oh so concerned for our Tanya?
Get a real problem to worry about, Mother Theresa!

Janice said...

LOL :-)Tan can go on the game and buy her own Vodka! Sorry I didn't give U 20 cents when I passed U Frankie J :-(

Frankie J said...

I'm a healthy vagrant lying in a bubblebath, so you can stick yer 20 cents up yer arse sister! Go finish your Tafe social workers' course then go save Tanya from herself..
These ridiculous 'wake up to yourself' posts don't add the the perfect comedy on display here. Go fix your own life, as the fact you guys feel the need to read this stuff then give life advice shows you have too little imagination, and too much time on your hands. If you are that concerned about Tanyas' alleged lfestyle, call the cops. Otherwise stick your boring posts next to that 2 bob piece!
My mum really hates you now.

Janice said...

Is ur Mom named cassandra?

Frankie J said...

She just changed her name by deedpoll to:
Janicesuckscok.
I think it has a nice ring to it!

Janice said...

Frankie U Tanya's pimp?

Frankie J said...

No. I'm yours, go make me some movie tickets bitch!

thera_pissed said...

i so feel the love....janice and frankie j sitting in a tree...lol.oh here she gave you what you need .her mum owns a nursery in brisbane...do the math and let your fingers do the walking if you are so inspired to save tanya....personally...i dont want her muddying the gene pool a second longer...

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Frankie J said...

You, my dear friend 2 messages back are a gibbering bucket of vomit, what would you know about Darwinism, FUCKHEAD?
You are proof positive that the weakest drops in our gene pool don't die out, they get an internet account.
I find Tanyas' adventures to be for the most part, quite amusing. I find the no-lifes that try to offer her advice and abuse to be hilarious!
You are the one that should be put to death simply for your punctuation!
Dead set MOIGHT!
Go fuck yourself, bogan.
Feel free to come write me off in my blog, CUNT.

Frankie J said...

I also find it quite funny that you posted twice with different names, in an attempt to show you have a friend.
You don't. You need to go put a plastic bag over your head and do your bit for Darwinism. You dumb-arsed motherfucking piece of fascist shit.

Hang on, I know why you don't like me, you took offense at my Lee Harding article, didn't you?

WandaAtLarge said...

Maybe you need to learn to spell! OH WAIT SORRY! Your fingers are so fat its hard to type. My bad.
HA HA fucking HA at you driking Meth like its the hottest thing right now.
But then again no suprise there and its most likely to be the cause of your illiteracy - that and your the all australian high school drop out.
I hope one or all of the following happens to you:
- Someone sets you on fire when you spill meth on yourself.
- You get gang raped and as a result get pregnant.
- You die of poisoning because your stupid enough to drink Meth. If you were smart enough you know you can buy something cheap from the bottle shop that gets you pissed without throwing up everywhere because of the emetic agent they put in meth, you know the shit they put in bug traps incase some stupid little shit is dumb enough to eat one.

WandaAtLarge said...

Fatty fatty two by four! CANT FIT THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR!

Janice said...

LOL :-)

Frankie J said...

Man, the level of comedy has decomposed into that of a grade four birthday party. Frankie is bored. Hurry up and post again Tanya!

You got me those movie tickets yet Janice? If you put lipstick on yo asshole and walk on your hands, you may get more customers.
My Mum wants you to mace yourself. A super-soaker full of bleach would do.

I didn't bother with LargeWanda, anyone who calls another person illiterate and then goes onto write a borderline dyslexic rant, bereft of punctuation and wishing gang rape on someone, has dealt with themselves.

But seeing Janice thinks that shit is funny, here's some for Wanda...You are a cunting retard. Get a decent grasp on the fine art of verbal abuse anusface, or fuck off and die! Boring Pus-filled cunts like you should have their fingers broken for typing such mind-numbingly boring dogshit!

Janice said...

Frankie hearts Tanya isn't that sweet :-)

Who is your Mom n e way?

Frankie J said...

You are a fucking moron. My mum references are in response to your retarded comment at the top. Jesus girl grow a brain. You are a complete waste of oxygen.

My mum is past caring what you do.

Of course I love Tanya, she has brought me and my friends hours of laughs. The photoshopped legs, the txt-speek from hell, the total disregard for common decency, all GOLD! PURE FUCKING GOLD!
Now go sit with Vlad in the corner Janice.

Engels said...

Haha. Noice. Frankie's right. All my mates love this site. It s just fucken hours of entertainment.

If you haven't noticed, throwing abuse doesn't really have an effect on Tanya. It's pointless. Some people have noticed this, some are still trying to catch up.

Darwinism indeed.

Almigo said...

Man dis site iz fully hektik yo! LOL LOL LOL! LMAO! OMGWTFUSABBQ!

Ah fuck it, my head hurts trying to type this way. Piss funny site by the way.

Bear Wabbit said...

Frankie and Janice sounds very angry and I think that's because they have not found Jesus. Jesus loves you all and wants to see you in all your natural godgiven beauty.

At my ministry here in Melbourne, we reach out to young people and help them to remove the outer protective layers of anger and hurt, get down to the emotional undergarments of disillusion and betrayal and eventually remove those too exposing their true delightful selves.

Then we photograph them front and back so they will always have a record of what they're like underneath all the pains and icky, hurty things. Often they are very beautiful and their smooth skin makes Jesus very happy and tenty.

Maybe Frankie and Janice would like to come to Melbourne and undergo some of our therapy. Janice sounds lovely (quite fragrant) and Frankie certainly seems like a fine specimen of manhood with his love of big hard guns (I'm sure brother Cecil would be interested in "working" with you Frank. He like big hard guns and shooting too).

Lovely naked and greased group hug everyone???

- Brother Wabbit

Janice said...

Ewwww lol :-)

Hey Tan r u overdose r what u haven't update

U r a laugh :-D

Frankie J said...

I'm not angry, Brother Wabbit, I'm just a meany... I found Jebus once, then I lost him in a crowded nightclub. If you have his mobile number, please pass it on.

I don't just love big hard guns, I like small hard ones as well, I just can't afford the minimum number of club shoots to justify having em!

I do miss Janice though, and Tanya. I hope she hasn't eaten a bad dick or picked up a bottle of turps by accident...

Maybe an anal hemorrhage?
Get well soon Tan (but not too well)

reba88 said...

hey you're a dirty slut

christeline said...

Good God.. those poor kids.

Zinger said...

I feel sorry for people like you at times, so I will show you how your post should've been written.

Oh my god, I hate work. I went to Voles yesterday and was asked to see the manager, I fucking hate the bitch, what, with her wrinkles and shit. I was getting in trouble because I made the new boy cry coz I told him to cry. So, he ran and told the manaher. I fucking hate him, now I'm back on a threee month probation contact and if I fuck up I will be outta a job. Fuck him. Mum says I can work at her nursery until I get another job if I lose this one.

Now, when you read this, keep in mind I'm younger than you, and I don't spell like a dog shitting backwards. Have a nice day Tanya.

Zinger said...

I would like to point out your site has numbed my brain, which caused me to write Volves instead of Coles. Another thing, it was meant to say I told him to shut up, not cry. I'm sorry for the inconvinience.

I hate Tanya #1 Hater fan said...

Tanya must be handicapped...

Anonymous said...

"I would like to point out your site has numbed my brain, which caused me to write Volves instead of Coles."

Yeah, of course.....What a loser ;)

volves said...

tanya is a cunt,
i hope she fucking dies.
lets pay some wierdo,
to stick his penis in her eyes.

she cannot spell at all,
she has stinky sack.
she often spreads her bum bum,
so she can stuff things in her crack.

seth said...

Dearest Anonmymous,

You smell like shit, I don't like you or your funky smell.

I enjoyed your poetry, volves, I must say it touched my heart. Seriously - the second one was gold.

Tanya - Die please.