17 July 2005

da time i got more money than da dole

Hi there ppl

been a long time since my last post nd u cant belive wht i have been up 2!

1 nite while i waz drinkin some meth in da park down da road with my mates Skeetz and Fabian, this really hott guy in a skyline pulls up and ask if i wanted $50. i was like sure WHAT EVERR, but he showed me the money and waz like, if u let me fuck u, this $50 is urz.

Skeetz said that i should do it cause she wanted more meth, Fabian on the other hand told the guy to piss off, but i told Fabian that i can do what eva i like since im 16. so i went with the hott guy up the road.

best $50 earned eva. he was real gental with me and her wore protection cus thats what all good men do. he gave me the money and aksd that if i ever needed any more money, 2 call him.

every other week i would call him, he would fuck me, and give me $50, waz like a fucking atm machine, i would get his deposit and be on my way 2 coles 2 by some meth for me and my mates.

last week he called me and said that he would give me $500 if i would left him and 10 or so of his mates have their way with me on a friends bucks nite. i ended up saying that i will only do his friend that the party iz for. he wasn't happy saying shit like he wanted his friends 2 taste my pussy n shit. so i hunged up on him. i only fucked him in the first place cuz of hiz car was hott, then the money. then it was all greed.

Skeetz said i had changed during dat dark moment, nd i would have 2 agree. but looking on the bright side, i got so much money from the sex that i could afford to get my older sister 2 by me a couple of bottles of jim beam.

she wanted 2 no where i gots the money for da real shit, but i told her she didnt want to no. she sadi it better of not been from horeing myself, but i just lafted, and told her that some random gave me money 2 put hiz dick in me, my sister thinks im dum somtimez, n i laf at that. i live in queensland the smart state afta all, so i cant be dum. im a intalecttual.

lotsa luv
tanya
*MWAH*

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. Always knew there were dumbfucks like you out there somewhere, you herpes infected fugly cunt.

Ben said...

You truly represent the crop of Australian intelligentsia.

Danella said...

I knew you were a prostitute. You must be retarded, have you ever been tested.

Soooooo pathetic.