07 September 2005

OMG I Have readers!!! LOLOL!!!

OMG OMG U GUYZ!!

I hav totally a fan base! LOL dat iz soooo kewl. I luv u all!

So like anyway, I waz at werk and who do i c cum thru da expres lane? nun other than da fat moo moo cow slag Casey Stewart. she is such a fucking mole. I wish she wood just lik her brother Travis, who died in a honable car crash. LOLS he waz such a retard.

This 1 time in grade 4 he was in grade 2, he got him self stuck at da top of da play epwhipment and had 2 be rescued by da fire guys. he was such a woose. ne 1 cood of got down from dat. LOLS now he is ded, n i wish Casey was ded 2. she waz like "Hi tanYA" in da sarcastic toone. So i scrood up me face n gave her da evil.

LOLS

ne way goota run. Skeetz iz cummin ova n we are gonna watch Scary Movie 1 LOLS best moovie eva.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

hav u asked jesus to be ur own personal saviour?

he loves u

i'm going to get the youth at church to pray for u.

god bless

Tanya said...

u do dat, i dun belive in jesus. so go wast ur time prayin 4 sum persun u hav neva met frek

Anonymous said...

i forgive u. god can forgive u 2. All u hav to do is pray and ask jesus into ur heart.

i did and den i neva looked bak. cos i used to sleep around and smoke and stuff and i knew it was bad. but den when even though i wasnt worth it, regie from my church cared about me and took me to church and and i stepped up front and the pastor touched me i felt it all just fall away and started crying and knew god loved me. it was the best thing to happen to me eva amd it can happen 2 u 2.

Tanya said...

he tuched u? did it feel good?

Anonymous said...

June, it seems that the love of Christ didn't help your ability to fucking spell.

Anonymous said...

Mildly amusing, think you've over-stepped the bounds of credibility however - would be funnier if it wasn't so obviously fake. Nice try though, keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

If after this you still refuse to listen and still remain hostile toward me, then I will give full vent to my hostility. I will punish you seven times over for your sins. You will eat the flesh of your own sons and daughters. I will destroy your pagan shrines and cut down your incense altars. I will leave your corpses piled up beside your lifeless idols, and I will despise you. I will make your cities desolate and destroy your places of worship, and I will take no pleasure in your offerings of incense. Yes, I myself will devastate your land. Your enemies who come to occupy it will be utterly shocked at the destruction they see. I will scatter you among the nations and attack you with my own weapons. Your land will become desolate, and your cities will lie in ruins. Then at last the land will make up for its missed Sabbath years as it lies desolate during your years of exile in the land of your enemies. Then the land will finally rest and enjoy its Sabbaths. As the land lies in ruins, it will take the rest you never allowed it to take every seventh year while you lived in it. (Leviticus 26:27-35 NLT)

Tanya said...

june i dun care about ya preeach ins. go n find a betta place to talk god. i dun lik ppl who force there crap down my throwt. piss off biatch.

tank what make u think im not real? i dun belive u r a tank.

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work Hambo. Amusing that you're keeping it going for so long! Perhaps you're trying to influence those selective media types that are drawn to this sort of 'teen angst'?

Anonymous said...

"A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death." (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Anonymous said...

Is this based on that chav from Little Britain?

- J

Anonymous said...

I just love youse TanyaWah. Keep on keeping it real girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Please please please try a little harder with the spelling. I want to read, but my level of intelligence is making it really hard to translate.

Anonymous said...

Tanya said...
i dun lik ppl who force there crap down my throwt.

I'm confused. Don't you spent half your life on your knees while guys force their cum down your throat?

Anonymous said...

Hey Tanwah, are you interested in becoming a star?

We pay great rates per scene, you may need to show a little titty is all. Call me :)

Hambo said...

Hey Tanya, answer your fucking email! I want the results for the next Crazy Caption so that I can post the next one.

Anonymous said...

Tanya you iz da hottest girl in teh world. I wanna slide my plusating manhood into your cunt and thrust away. ooooo yeah baby! I want it now!

Hambo said...

Thats just wrong