hiya peeps iz ur frend tanya here. how r u all.
like OMG i hat bein so prity, sum times whn im at wrok i get som old perves cominto coles just to chat me up. dey ar such peados. lyke dis one time, i was removin som stock from da registers dat idiot customers just dump in da mag rackz, n i had a fool trolly 2 wen dis old guy lyke in hiz 30 asks me if i could pik up hiz wallt cuz he dropped it n he had a bad back or sumpthin, so neway i bend ova to pik it up and he is all "mmmmm id like to have sum of dat as" so creepy. when i handed him hiz wallet he winked at me, i hate dat too fuckin old diks. i hat bein prity.
Neway, i had a kiler time last nite, me skeetz n fabian went down to da skate park to bum sum smokes off da skatrs, it was cool, fabs had a go off trents skatebord but fell off almost smashin his head open on the side of da steps. he looked so cute I gave him a kiss on the head to make him fell beta. trent gave him a swig from his coke bottle of jack danels, told him to tak it like a man, i hate trent some times, but he is cool and a relyh good skatboder. he got to go ova to america for som comp wen we were in grade 7. he said dat he lyked it there n oneday mov ova dare go pro n be lyuke thony haurk n hav like playstaton games named afta him.
ne way, i gotta go now, me n skeets are goin out to da park to drink some jim beam she stole from fabians mums bedroom
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Rest assured Tanya you are not pretty at all. I imagine without all the make up you wear (as evidenced in your photo)you would be downright fugly.
Maybe your reputation as a Trollop precedes you?
Lmao, Janice, you have earned ten points on my awesome list.
markie mark and the funky bunch says JOO 4R3 FUGLY!
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