dont cha wish ya girlfriend was hott lyke me?

dont cha? dont cha?

LOL dat iz da best song at da moment, dat n my humps, fergie from da beps is soooo hott i bet she gets all da boyz. I get all da boys which iz kwel. last week, me n skeetz was hangn at da new skate park chekin out all da gear aswell as da wicked skateboads. this real hottie, daniel cam n sat next to me on the bench n we were talkin bout stuff. he asked me if i had a bf, im like no, n he says he didn't no why i didnt, n dat i was hott. I had my supre blak supre top on with hand prints over my tits. i so totally looked hott. Dan invited me to his brothas 20th birthday. so i went n there was heaps of grog. i was in heaven. i was drinkin lots a jimmys n dat was wen dan asked if i waz a vergin.

im all like no that came out of no where, he was all like "i wood like it if a pretty girl such az you cood suck me." i was flatted, a hott boy like this, wanting me. so i gave him the best head eva. n he blew his cum all ova my face. it reked my makeup, but i didnt kare, we r meatin up next tuesday for some maccaz, i no what i will be doin afta ;)

lotz o love
Tanya
xxx

who wood off guessed?

im glad too see dat Lee iz still in idal. tho he almost got kicked out. i gotta keep votin. been savin all my mony for phone credit, mum gave me $100 of her smoke money too. i told her i needed it to by a new coles uniform. she bitched about it, n i told her there was no other way. if i didn't get a new one, i wood b fired.

so tonite i will be gettin $200 credit and blowin it all on messagin lee. I so want his hot man stick.

last nite, skeetz had bought a box of rasberry kruzers. OMG are thhey good or wat? We got shitfaced on them, i think i mite give up meth, who wood of nown dat kruzers were soo good? while we were drinkin, skeets told me dat her younger brother Courtney, had a blog too, i had to check it out. http://www.shardsofennui.blogspot.com/ . it is so lame lyke him. he is dis lame azz kid who iz all, "teh world hurtz". pissed me off when eva i seen him. me n skeetz are glad he moved to melborne. skeetz iz also glad to be rid off her cuntrolin stepdad. he iz a funking cunt.

well ne way, gotta get redy 4 idal tonite, skeetz iz gettin anotha box of kruzers, dont noe where she iz gettin da money for dem, she spent all her dole money already.

vote 4 lee

i just hav 2 say dat im not happy at da spin starts here. dey tink dat votin lee in will kill off australian idol if he wins. somethin 2 do with fatty fat fat KC donovans album belly floppin lyke her doin a hi dive from a div board. da spin is good butt dey krossd da line with dissin lee. is iz teh hotness. dis iz dat image from da campain 2 kill idol.



i jus hav 2 say dat when he winz he will marry me and we will have many babies, plus he will sement idol in 2 australian historee 4 eva. I have mad my own adjustmunt 2 da image.



lols. go lee u rock!

no mo meth 4 me

i hav had my phill off meth, its makin me sic now jus da smell off meth maks me wanna hurl my gutz up big time. dont ask me why but i think i has to do with mixin my drinks da otha nite. it waz a usual tuesday nite, me n skeetz waz drinkin meth in da park, i had been there since 5 n skeetz came along with sum goon. she iz into that stuff like wata. ne way, i had run out off meth n bummed some goon off skeetz. we were off our faces lols.

fabes cums along bout 10 he has a botle of beam. i made a ass off myself infron of fabes im so ashamed off mysel. fabes waz like "hey tanya suck back on the beam babe" n i was all like "id ratha suck back on ya cock"

there faces, i had neva been so discusted in myself like that eve! skeetz n fabes both went white then i vomitd all ova fabes. i wood be lucky iff he talks to me again. as for why i cant drink meth, must b a cycological mental brain thing.

omg i had a realie good tyme last nite

i went 2 anotha party last nite n it waz realie good. met dis hott boy!!! n we mad out all nite i had gotton sooo wet it waz so nice. i had drunk almost a hole cast off goon 2. my head iz abit fuzzy but i think i went down on him. lols i do hav a funny white stayn on my blak skirt. lols

n e way skeetz mooved on like thurrday and its just lyke a big sleep ova. skeetz sayz dat she iz still lookin for a place 2 stay az she dosnt feal rite. i sayz itz ok. well n e wa i havta leave 4 work, gotta servce those customas. i lyke sundayz tonnes off hott boyz 2 serve :-0

its skeetz!!

i hav ben lookin at da comments n sum cunts hav been sayin dat my gud friend skeetz iz a guy. dat iz so not tru. if u cood be ased 2 look at otha posts u wood no dat she haves a bf. n she uses tamponz. her bf alwayz imbarrasses her at coles when he iz with her n seez otha ppl bying tampons. he alwayz sayz out loud. "skeetz why do u neva use tampons?" lols. skeetz is always imbarrassd. it was caus of dis 1 time she got her rag n waz wearin white supre pants n da blood came thru.

so ne way, here is a pic off skeetz taken by fabian last week on hiz new prepaid camra phne.

skeetz iz soo hott!!!



lotz a bjs
tanya
xxxooo


LOLS

good newz!

LOLS PPL!!

I have sum good newz! skeetz iz gonna stay in brissy. yay. she iz looking 4 a place 2 stay at. i offard her da spare room at my place when my mum gets off her phat ass n cleans da cat shit off da floor. u c, we have dis cat dat has lyke dis disorda dat makez it shit everwhere. da vet sead not 2 give it milk from da store, but rather lack toes free milk. still it shits like runnin wata.

so ne way, skeetz iz stayin, mum sez itz ok till skeetz can find a more permament place 2 stay at. my sister val iz bitchin bout it n wantz her bf to move in 2. mum sez that this place iznt a yuth hostelle n dat i axed first.

fabes n rehanna (fabians gf) came 2 c me afta work. they were going back 2 rehannas place to smoke sum pot n drink da booze from her dad lickor cupberd. rehanna invited me along. we had good times too. it waz alot of fun. we watched eurotrip. it is soooo funny! n it has da pope init n they make fun of him dying. fabes told me da old pope waz still alive when they made da movie, but i didnt undastand, cause isnt da pope still alive? there waz dis 1 ceen where they go to a nude beach in germany or france (itz all da same 2 me). n its only full off fat ugly old naked men. ewwwww.

ne way, i had fun dat nite, even if fabes waz with rehanna, she iz ok, but fabes can do betta.

plz stay skeetz!

omg ppl, i waz in da park da other nyte, n me skeetz n fabian were talkin bout where we tink we will b when we r 30, fabian sayz dat he will be on da ford racin team in da v8s, me n skeetz were like, year right. den skeetz said dat her family iz moving n she dosnt noe wat she iz gonna do.

I dun tink i told use guys bout skeetz? Well she iz my best friend, we talk almost everynyte bout ny thing n everything. n she iz olda than me. she iz 18. we go way back.

well she dosnt noe wat 2 do. stay here or move with her family to sum crappy place. i told her dat she iz 18, and can do wateva she lykes, lyke vote n shit. I really hope she stays. she have her bf burgar, n her job at target.

OMG I Have readers!!! LOLOL!!!

OMG OMG U GUYZ!!

I hav totally a fan base! LOL dat iz soooo kewl. I luv u all!

So like anyway, I waz at werk and who do i c cum thru da expres lane? nun other than da fat moo moo cow slag Casey Stewart. she is such a fucking mole. I wish she wood just lik her brother Travis, who died in a honable car crash. LOLS he waz such a retard.

This 1 time in grade 4 he was in grade 2, he got him self stuck at da top of da play epwhipment and had 2 be rescued by da fire guys. he was such a woose. ne 1 cood of got down from dat. LOLS now he is ded, n i wish Casey was ded 2. she waz like "Hi tanYA" in da sarcastic toone. So i scrood up me face n gave her da evil.

LOLS

ne way goota run. Skeetz iz cummin ova n we are gonna watch Scary Movie 1 LOLS best moovie eva.

lyriks of da song neva let me go

herd dis on da radio n it iz basicaly how i feel rite now.

wow afta i jumped it occurd 2 me
lyfe iz purfect lyfe iz da best fool of madjic
buetey oppotoonity n tv
n surprizes lotz off surprizes yeah
n den thers da best stuff off corse
betta dan ne thing ne 1 eva made up
corse itz reall

u take a strnger by da hand
a man who doznt undastand
hiz wildest dreamz

u walk acros da dirtty sand
n offa him a ochen
off wat hez neva ceen

mabe i waz blynd
or i i mhite hav clozed my i's
mabe i waz dumb
butt wat i forget 2 sey
if u dont no
iz neva let ne go

neva let me go
neva let me go
neva let me go

u run from luv n dont beleve
unles it catchez u bye da heal
dat evan den u strugle

from red i lerned 2 cros da strnd
ur foot printz stil there in da sand
everething els washed a way

i may not b aloone
o i i may hav found my home
i may hav lost my wey
but wat i forget 2 sey
if u didnt no
iz neva let me go

neva let me go
neva let me go

oh i forgot 2 mention i met tammin sursok from home and a way last week 2! i cant belive i forgot 2 bring it up! Here iz a foto fabian took sadly some slag had her arm in front of my face. Im da girl with da hat on on da right.

wat a nice day 4 phun!

Fist off i just like to say 2 all da ppl lookin at my blog, i am real, i am a year 10 drop out, and that dis iz as good az i can right. i no i can't spell right, but itz not my fault, i alwayz did bad in english class. da teachers were chunts and were stupid and boring. k u under stand? queensland is so the smart state too. smarta than tasmania and new zealand so get off my case.

ne way, went shopping with skeetz 2day or shood i say yestaday? lolz and we went to my fave shop supre i bough a really kewl skirt for $4 dey had a sale on or sumthin i got 3 in diff colors skeets was imbarrised den we went 2 donut king for sum hotdawgs skeetz asked if i wood go down on hotdawgs from big brotha n dat new show dat uplate game so then i started going down on da frankfurt liking the tomato and mustard sause off in and den put it in n out off my mouth it was sooooo funny u shood off seen skeetz face!!!! and i did dat in the middle of da food court while making hot noises lols.

i showed fabian my site last week n he was impressed at how anyone can make a webpage with ease i showed him a few others, and he sed dat when his brotha getz back from the gold coast den he will use his computa and make his own site he txted me da otha day n told me hiz brotha waz back n iz thinkin of a name for hiz site he sez he is going to have sic holdens allova it and chicks with hot titz

i txted back dat i found it rude n he txted back with a smily face and lol lol fabian iz sooo kwel. anyway got a 10 oclock shit at coles tomorrow gotta goto bed soon before i go im gonna post da lyricz to a song dat i herd on radio just now it explainz my fellings right now

Y shood I conform 2 ur idels Chant?

OMG who is this Jess chick who has commented like 2 times? I was looking at my referals thing, and someone came here looking for me and fabian. I bet its Jess and she thinks her BF is cheating on her with me.

me and Fabian are just good friends we hang together and dont fuck n shit, and he has neva had a gf called jess or ne thing. u r just a jealous ho who has a bf who weights less than you fat pig. get on the atkins diet now cow. Moo Moo Moo
LOLS!

Anyway, what have I been upto? I got a bf last week, but it only lasted 2 days, he cheated on me with the fat slag Casey Stewart from down the road, she is such a cow. She gave him a blow job, the slut, so i dumped him in the worst way possible, he was with his friends and I told him, I was going to suck him off, then when he pulled his small dick out, I grabbed his balls. I hollared like a little swine. I was so like going to pull them off. I sez he was sorry, but I dumpe anyway HA.

Later I got Fabian older Brother to by me some alcohol, and then I got really drunk and slashed the tires on Casey's dads falcon. take that bitch. dont mess wit me. LOLS!

Work was shit

i had a shift at coles 2day, shit waz it shit! had this old cow cum in and she wanted me to pack her fucking green shopping bags. she had like 80 things and only 3 bags, she didn't want to pay for more bags oh no, and she didnt want to have any plastic bags, so i just jammed everything into the 3 bags. she went up to my supervisor who hates my gutz, and put in a complaint about me not smiling n shit, n that i cant pack shopping bags right. fuck that, i want to see her doing this shit bet she wont cause she is like all snob like. bitch.

anyway worked 3 hours fuck was it the longest, burger and skeetz were reading the magz waiting for me to cum off, everytime a customer would line up at my register, they would point and laf at the stuff they were getting. burger, skeetz bf, would say

"Tampons, skeetz why dont you eva use tampons?"
"oh look at that cucumber, i wonder what she plans on using that for?"
"call the terror hotline, this lady is bying flat bread!"

burger is cool, he is oldest of the ppl i hang wit, being 19 n all. he spent da last month traveling in new zealand wit his older brother, and got back two days ago, since then i haven't really seen skeetz, so its been mainly me an fabian at the park. tonight fabian and skeetz have shit to do, so i spent most of it sleeping. ah well, got sum wicked plans for the weekend. :P

OMG LAST NITEWAS SHIT!!

OMG PPL! Had a big party last nite n it went off! heapz of ppl their, n heapz off cute guys 2. i endded up talking 2 4 really cute guys 4 most off da nite, rotating from 1 to da next, they wood give me there drinks 2, witch was sweet off them :)

Da place the party was at was huge. had 8 bed rooms! it was a friends of skeetz party. There was no meth to be had, but rather goon, and lots off it, i was off my face buy da time mark took me to one of da rooms, i was nervus, butt he was sweet and we kissed 4 a bit then joined da party again. i then started talking to scott, he is cute as, he took me to another bed room, and i was really trashed buy this poin tand he put his hand down my pants and he waz playing with my u no *blush* but it felt strange, so i went down on him and he waz a reel gentleman n when he was ready 2 spurt, he pulled out of my mouth and cupped his handz ova his dick, came in the 'cup' then wiped them ova my face. I cleaned myself up and joined da party again.

Skeetz caught up to me and was sus about what had happened, i didn't say a thing ;) so later we left da party, n got some meth and went to da park, we ran into fabian and ronny there, they were already half way gone on da meth when we got there, fabian had this new killer shirt, sez "Wallet Inspector" on it. sooooo funny! fabian is so kwel, wish he wasn't dating rehanna, she is such a dog. she doesn't like him drinking with me and skeetz. ronny is fabians brother, he is a retard, does special maths and has this funny limp like he has been hit in da knee by a cricket bat kinda limp. if u dont no what i mean, get some 1 to hit u really hard in the knee. after the pain goes, then the limp will be ronnys limp. he also doesnt speak right. but ronny is a cutie just like fabian.

so anyway, me n skeetz get to da park and i start to drink my bottle, then i remembered that goon and meth dont mix all 2 well. i chuck my guts up in the fountain, im heavin soo much skeetz and fabian laf at me, ronny just watches.

heave, i chuck up more, i must of chucked up atleast all da goon, but i couldnt drink anymore meth, i just sit next 2 ronny wanting to go home, my top covered in spew.

i get home and mum sees me stinking of spew goon and meth she has a go at me, so i call her a bitch and go to bed.

this morning when i woke up fabian and ronny was at the door, they wanted to no how i was and if i wanted to goto their place and watch some videos. we get there and his dad was watching scat porn on the tv, so we went to da park. there was dried up puke next to the fountain, we lafted, and lay down in da grass under the trees and just talked. fabian wanted to know about how da party was last nite, and when i told him about what happend, he seemed abit upset but i couldnt really tell. his phone rang, it was rehanna she had one of her issues with something, probably the crain got stuck while it was lifting her out of her bed, lol, cause he is sooo fat, lol. so anyway fabian and ronny leave and i went home.

da time i got more money than da dole

Hi there ppl

been a long time since my last post nd u cant belive wht i have been up 2!

1 nite while i waz drinkin some meth in da park down da road with my mates Skeetz and Fabian, this really hott guy in a skyline pulls up and ask if i wanted $50. i was like sure WHAT EVERR, but he showed me the money and waz like, if u let me fuck u, this $50 is urz.

Skeetz said that i should do it cause she wanted more meth, Fabian on the other hand told the guy to piss off, but i told Fabian that i can do what eva i like since im 16. so i went with the hott guy up the road.

best $50 earned eva. he was real gental with me and her wore protection cus thats what all good men do. he gave me the money and aksd that if i ever needed any more money, 2 call him.

every other week i would call him, he would fuck me, and give me $50, waz like a fucking atm machine, i would get his deposit and be on my way 2 coles 2 by some meth for me and my mates.

last week he called me and said that he would give me $500 if i would left him and 10 or so of his mates have their way with me on a friends bucks nite. i ended up saying that i will only do his friend that the party iz for. he wasn't happy saying shit like he wanted his friends 2 taste my pussy n shit. so i hunged up on him. i only fucked him in the first place cuz of hiz car was hott, then the money. then it was all greed.

Skeetz said i had changed during dat dark moment, nd i would have 2 agree. but looking on the bright side, i got so much money from the sex that i could afford to get my older sister 2 by me a couple of bottles of jim beam.

she wanted 2 no where i gots the money for da real shit, but i told her she didnt want to no. she sadi it better of not been from horeing myself, but i just lafted, and told her that some random gave me money 2 put hiz dick in me, my sister thinks im dum somtimez, n i laf at that. i live in queensland the smart state afta all, so i cant be dum. im a intalecttual.

lotsa luv
tanya
*MWAH*

Oh I am so SICK!

Hello again internet people! I Tanya, am a sick little hoochi-mama. I have a bad case of the flu, and to make matters worse, a bad hangover from all the meths I drank the other night. Dear God, this is almost killing me if it were not for the stomach churning period pain I have!

Life after skool

ok ppl, real post, lols.

I just sent a email to Hambo at MGR in hopes that he will plug my new site. I can only hope he gives it a good plug, just like I wish he could plug me.

So anyway, I dropped out of skool last year after year 10. If you want to no why, its cause of Peter Beatie and John Howard, they are no nuthing no bodys. No what Im sayin?

Lols, well now Im a full tyme Coles chick with no money. I h8ed skool. I was always last at athletics. Thats why me and mum moved into Brisbane away from the old skool. She was going to force me to goto skool in the city, when I said "No Mum, you cant make me, I'm 16 years old. And if I don't want to goto skool, I don't have to!" so now I work at Coles, and I drink metholated Spirts with my buddys from work. Im havn't a ball, and learnin what they don't teach in skool... and dats the word of da street. Yeah, I talk street talk like the best of them. But mostly they are on e's and drinking meth.

Anyway, Im pretty pissed at the moment, so Im gonna so and sleep for a while. Gotta buy some more meth.

Later ya'll

Love,
Tanya!

OMG!! IM ON THE INTERNET!!!! LOL!

OMG HELLO INTERNET LAND!!!

I am now a wack citizen of the internet! I am going to be soooooo famous!

woooooooooo!!!!